Cimmabbus is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-knowing tortoise.

Cimmabbus created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Cimmabbus, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cimmabbus, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cimmabbus' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cimmabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never mention otters.

5. You must pray to Cimmabbus four times a day.