Taptunnart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, able chinchilla.

Taptunnart created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Taptunnart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Taptunnart, it will not care at all.

Taptunnart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Taptunnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Never paint your back violet.