Cumfombast is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy hippopotamus.

Cumfombast created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumfombast, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cumfombast, she will ignore you.

Cumfombast's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cumfombast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear purple shoes.