Talfembad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, strong fairy.

Talfembad created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talfembad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Talfembad, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Talfembad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Talfembad's Holy Commandments

1. Talfembad loves sharks, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always obey Talfembad's priests.

5. Never sit in the presence of goats.