Piddobdab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm deer.

Piddobdab created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Piddobdab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Piddobdab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Piddobdab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Piddobdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Do not cook food in pots.