Dogtigyog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage fairy.

Dogtigyog created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogtigyog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dogtigyog, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dogtigyog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dogtigyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.