Sanafmabbin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful gerbil.

Sanafmabbin created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanafmabbin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sanafmabbin, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sanafmabbin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sanafmabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta gulls for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.