Fubsadwon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciful butterfly.

Fubsadwon created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubsadwon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fubsadwon, she will think nothing of it.

Fubsadwon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fubsadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fubsadwon on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.