Dumbeming is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing pigeon.

Dumbeming created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumbeming, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dumbeming, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dumbeming's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dumbeming's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.