Abpogdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive wyrm.

Abpogdoss created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abpogdoss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Abpogdoss, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Abpogdoss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Abpogdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Abpogdoss on top of all buildings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.