Banpongamyat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable goat.

Banpongamyat created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Banpongamyat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Banpongamyat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Banpongamyat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Banpongamyat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Banpongamyat.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.