Lipnurtcib is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able ant.

Lipnurtcib created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipnurtcib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lipnurtcib, she will turn you into a worm.

Lipnurtcib's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Lipnurtcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lipnurtcib.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.