Fonbodomt is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, impressive warg.

Fonbodomt created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Fonbodomt, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fonbodomt, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fonbodomt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fonbodomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo hats.

2. Never feed aubergines to badgers while wearing yellow dresses.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fonbodomt.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.