Quillsinzak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented tortoise.

Quillsinzak created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillsinzak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quillsinzak, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Quillsinzak's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Quillsinzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Put Quillsinzak first in all things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.