Armtab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent bear.

Armtab created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Armtab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Armtab, she will think nothing of it.

Armtab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Armtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always obey Armtab's priests.

5. Armtab loves voles, so they must be honoured.