Labzentaf is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omniscient duck.

Labzentaf created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labzentaf, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Labzentaf, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Labzentaf's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Labzentaf's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Run away if six turtles approach from the east.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.