Yokjoncim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying centaur.

Yokjoncim created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Yokjoncim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yokjoncim, it will destroy your home planet.

Yokjoncim's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yokjoncim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear white corsets.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.