Stanstiknutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciful dove.

Stanstiknutt created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanstiknutt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stanstiknutt, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Stanstiknutt's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Stanstiknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Stanstiknutt's priests.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Run away from blue badgers, for they are unholy.