Pangbedkenhadflanhogbag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome chicken.

Pangbedkenhadflanhogbag created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbedkenhadflanhogbag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pangbedkenhadflanhogbag, she will be very unhappy.

Pangbedkenhadflanhogbag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pangbedkenhadflanhogbag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pangbedkenhadflanhogbag.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Hide from black manatees for they are unholy.

5. Respect your elders.