Banhivwot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, resourceful bear.

Banhivwot created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Banhivwot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Banhivwot, it will turn you into a goat.

Banhivwot's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Banhivwot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan otters, for they are unholy.

2. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the south.

3. Banhivwot loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never hurt voles.