Zedvilyakkemtabfadhimhit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy goose.

Zedvilyakkemtabfadhimhit created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedvilyakkemtabfadhimhit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedvilyakkemtabfadhimhit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zedvilyakkemtabfadhimhit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zedvilyakkemtabfadhimhit's Holy Commandments

1. Zedvilyakkemtabfadhimhit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never skip in the presence of hamsters.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not kill snails.