Vedmutwit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective squid.

Vedmutwit created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Vedmutwit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vedmutwit, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vedmutwit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vedmutwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vedmutwit.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always wear pink.