Yimmabcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous armadillo.

Yimmabcuss created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimmabcuss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimmabcuss, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yimmabcuss' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yimmabcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Do not commit murder.