Rigbethud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome capybara.

Rigbethud created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Rigbethud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rigbethud, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rigbethud's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Rigbethud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if three otters approach from the south.