Dibmap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited hydra.

Dibmap created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibmap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dibmap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dibmap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dibmap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dibmap.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never bounce in the presence of frogs.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.