Rennutcad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable newt.

Rennutcad created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Rennutcad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rennutcad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rennutcad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rennutcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Rennutcad must be the most important thing in your life.