Nullgidbuncunbum Nuttquilldobjop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome goose.

Nullgidbuncunbum Nuttquilldobjop created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Nullgidbuncunbum Nuttquilldobjop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nullgidbuncunbum Nuttquilldobjop, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nullgidbuncunbum Nuttquilldobjop's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nullgidbuncunbum Nuttquilldobjop's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nullgidbuncunbum Nuttquilldobjop.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Do not take Nullgidbuncunbum Nuttquilldobjop's name in vain.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.