Gubjinbab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic shark.

Gubjinbab created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubjinbab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubjinbab, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gubjinbab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gubjinbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Worship no other gods but Gubjinbab.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never sing in the presence of goats.