Bunlegcar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic elephant.

Bunlegcar created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlegcar, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bunlegcar, he will turn you into a slug.

Bunlegcar's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bunlegcar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about fire.