Vinbampang is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, quiet centaur.

Vinbampang created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Vinbampang, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vinbampang, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Vinbampang's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Vinbampang's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vinbampang.

2. Never feed garlic to shrews while wearing brown shorts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Do not make images of living things.