Vilsugtad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sage whale.

Vilsugtad created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilsugtad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vilsugtad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Vilsugtad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vilsugtad's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.