Cimquagfeb Godsanfudkamlogfar is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, happy deer.

Cimquagfeb Godsanfudkamlogfar created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimquagfeb Godsanfudkamlogfar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cimquagfeb Godsanfudkamlogfar, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cimquagfeb Godsanfudkamlogfar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cimquagfeb Godsanfudkamlogfar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven gold sculptures of Cimquagfeb Godsanfudkamlogfar on top of important buildings.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.