Cedgiggidbid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-assured tortoise.

Cedgiggidbid created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Cedgiggidbid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cedgiggidbid, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cedgiggidbid's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cedgiggidbid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Cedgiggidbid on top of all buildings.

2. Never jump in the presence of snails.

3. Always obey Cedgiggidbid's priests.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear turquoise jumpers.