Wabhabyam is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous dog.

Wabhabyam created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabhabyam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wabhabyam, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wabhabyam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wabhabyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not take Wabhabyam's name in vain.

3. Hide from indigo goats for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.