Nurbarnwee is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous weasel.

Nurbarnwee created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurbarnwee, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurbarnwee, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nurbarnwee's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nurbarnwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Do not take Nurbarnwee's name in vain.