Matlibkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fast zebra.

Matlibkap created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Matlibkap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Matlibkap, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Matlibkap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Matlibkap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.