Sandlamcar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart horse.

Sandlamcar created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sandlamcar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sandlamcar, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sandlamcar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sandlamcar's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not cook food in pots.