Catnabmip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful wasp.

Catnabmip created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catnabmip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Catnabmip, it will turn you into a rat.

Catnabmip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Catnabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Catnabmip on top of all buildings.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never run in the presence of grasshopers.