Botsisget is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unfair grasshopper.

Botsisget created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botsisget, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Botsisget, it will ignore you.

Botsisget's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Botsisget's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.