Lipyikkan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sage naga.

Lipyikkan created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipyikkan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lipyikkan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lipyikkan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Lipyikkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.