Meglimbim is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omnipotent porpoise.

Meglimbim created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Meglimbim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Meglimbim, it will be mildly annoyed.

Meglimbim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Meglimbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Put Meglimbim first in all things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.