Kingem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart lobster.

Kingem created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kingem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kingem, she will turn you into a puffin.

Kingem's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kingem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must pray to Kingem four times a day.

5. Never eat rice.