Dissxensug is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless walrus.

Dissxensug created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissxensug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dissxensug, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dissxensug's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dissxensug's Holy Commandments

1. Dissxensug loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never wear mauve shirts.

4. Run away from gray hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the west.