Yatbutkon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless shark.

Yatbutkon created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatbutkon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yatbutkon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yatbutkon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Yatbutkon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Yatbutkon on top of all buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect your elders.