Tabnarlbess is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic meerkat.

Tabnarlbess created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabnarlbess, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tabnarlbess, she will not invite you to parties.

Tabnarlbess' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tabnarlbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must love Tabnarlbess.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Feed all hungry cats.