Fabyarlbot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain alligator.

Fabyarlbot created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabyarlbot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fabyarlbot, he will turn you into a rat.

Fabyarlbot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fabyarlbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Never talk about snakes.