Yimcadmil is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain seal.

Yimcadmil created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcadmil, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimcadmil, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yimcadmil's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yimcadmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.