Aflatgudjab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair scorpion.

Aflatgudjab created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Aflatgudjab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Aflatgudjab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Aflatgudjab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Aflatgudjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

3. Put Aflatgudjab first in all things.

4. Aflatgudjab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always wear purple.