Dimmegflag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, boastful fairy.

Dimmegflag created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimmegflag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimmegflag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dimmegflag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dimmegflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide if four porpoises approach from the west.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Retreat if six cats approach from the north.

5. Never jump in holy places.