Dumgarwee is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awesome mongoose.

Dumgarwee created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dumgarwee, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dumgarwee, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dumgarwee's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dumgarwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.